Why I Would Like to Nominate Myself For Queen of the UK?

1) I would put all the jewels, treasures, etc on E-Bay sell 'em and give the money to appropriate charities 2) I KNOW I'd look better in a tiara than her 3) Like them I really have no real formal education - But I'm way more of a people person 4) I'd give home rule to Ireland & Scotland 5) I'm Metis (Cree/Scottish) so that would make me the first semi-white person to do the job 6) Can hold my liquor and have a great sense of humour! Anyone?

I am running for Mayor Of Happy Land - I am gonna take a big chunk of the people's money, give it to people that don't deserve it, send half of the people off to fight a gosh-awful war whose purpose is unknown, I will encourage slackers, stupidity, and ignorance, honor those that did nothing, and be sure to treat others as poorly as I can. You could come run as my Vice-Mayor if you like. The job doesn't pay much, but the bribery is grand.

D: Sorry but looking good and a few good things isnt all it takes, paperwork, and MORE good things need to come of it! You might even need about 5 paragraphs!
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We are not amused.
You will be find in the Royal family with no education, neither have they.

I would agree to the Home Rule for Ireland and Scotland would had a bit of spice to politics

Can you let me back into Great Britain as I was expelled by George III
and its been a long exile.

Can you do away with duty on alcohol and make beer a penny a pint, reintroduce proper money 240 p to the pound.

Disolve parliment and get theat Blair out of office bring back Thatcher or better still import Hugo Chavez, we want some one with balls.

Re introduce reasonable speed limit say 100mph

Get rid of all the spy cameras
All good monarchs should be able to hold their liquor. I'd vote for you, young lady.
Sounds like you were meant to be a queen...I'd vote for ya. lol. :)