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I am the luckiest man alive? |
About three weeks ago I won the lottery in the Netherlands. Then a couple days later, I won the lottery in Germany...twice. Then today I won the lottery in Austria. Does this mean A. I'm the luckiest man alive. I should quit my job and move to Las Vegas. B. I'm the most spammed man alive. I should stop reading all the crap that falls into my "junk" filter. C. Creativity counts...what could this possibly mean? How huch dough are you rolling in? Because I just got an email from a nice guy in Nigeria, and he wants to give me $2 million! He works at a bank, and the person that the money belongs to died, and they cannot find any relatives of his to give the money to, so he picked my email address and said that I can have the money! IT'S JUST LIKE WINNING A LOTTERY, RIGHT? I have to go now to wire him a couple grand for the transfer fees, bye! You are a funny, sarcastic, but funny guy. Top it all off with a big, fat Nigerian "money transfer" and you truly will be the luckiest man alive. B. I'm the most spammed man alive. I should stop reading all the crap that falls into my "junk" filter. remember money can't buy happiness. B. You are the most spammed man alive. I've also won the British lottery, and had several offers from Nigeria to get millions of dollars. :-) |
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