Why has my life always been so perfect?

* My parents spoiled me from the time I was little to the time I moved out on my own
* I was always popular and had many friends throughout childhood
* I have had an endless string of girlfriends since I was 14
* I have banged 100 different girls and have experience fu(king a hot guy
* I graduated from high school with a 95 average and 1400 SAT
* I received a scholarship to university and graduated debt-free
* I graduated from university with a 3.89 GPA
* I received numerous job offers upon graduation and took the job which paid me $55,000 starting (with a signing bonus)
* I am building equity on my house, have a decent car, have a large portfolio of investments of someone my age (23), and have tens of thousands in my savings acct
* I have traveled to 44 states, most of the Canadian provinces, Mexico, parts of South America, every European country that's worth seeing, a few countries in Asia and the Pacific, and Australia
* I have never had any diseases, illnesses, conditions, etc.

*sigh* I know what you mean. Some people just luck out; they are the chosen ones. While I cannot say my own family is perfect, I was blessed with both beauty and intelligence, and managed to marry right into a wealthy and powerful family without even realizing what I was doing. Now I live next door to a hot young TV star, in a beautiful home with no mortgage, no car payments, and money to burn. Life is good.

Listen Bill Clinton - go home to Hilary!
your high.
Well, no need to answer; you just answered your own quesetion, hun.
who give a sh!t
you are so full of it!
That's good you know what that means. Everything you got now you want have for long. Sorry but it's true!!!!
You won't be Rich or handsome forever....Your mommy and daddy's money isn't yours and women won't like you! LMAO!
Wait and see I'll be right!