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Do you think Gad and Satan should do a little Job Sharing? God could do a few shifts in Hell pushing red hot? |
pokers into sinners while Satan could do a bit of Harp Listening and Judging. Multi Skilling is important in every industry! Nah - God won't let Satan into Heaven. While he is pretty good on a harp [playing virtuoso in a Yngwie Malmsteen sort of way], he also tends to overdrink, and create weird-looking animals while completely inebriated. (Where do you think the duck-billed platypus comes from?) - Gad (God's kid-brother) periodically will let Satan into heaven, so he can 'jam' with him on the harp. However, since God is omnipotent and all, this rarely lasts long. (Also, St. Peter typically gets sick of the racket they're making, and rats them out to God.) Source(s): Addendum: It's actually very easy to distinguish between God and Gad. God likes to manifest himself as either forces of nature [set on fire], like a burning bush or a burning camel or a burning forest. When he does appear as a human, it's usually in the likeness of George Burns or Abraham Lincoln. - Gad, on the other hand, typically appears as a teenaged human with a blue mohawk. He's always wearing his lucky Stryper tee-shirt. satan has been judged in Ezekiel 28 and will never rule in heaven again. Sorry but that has been given to his son and he will reign in this age and the one to come and forever and Jesus is his name and he came to destroy the works of the devil, get his holy spirit ,here is how! http://www.freedomcame.com/glory/... God read that. There's nothing to say that God keeps anybody out of heaven. It's possibly just a free come and go territory. Satan went in there in the book of Job. I'm not confident that the wicked get life after death, but I couldn't really tell. The book of Revelation came about as a result of dark side angels visiting the apostle John so I don't think that book counts, except as a look from the other side of things. Personally, I think the harp business is hell as well. Compare Isaiah 5:12 They have harps and lyres at their banquets, tambourines and flutes and wine, but they have no regard for the deeds of the Lord, no respect for the work of his hands. If you were GOD would you want to share the position? He did the creating, why on earth or Heaven would He want to share it? God cannot be in the presence of evil and that's what satan is, evil and does nothing but cause havock in this world. He's the reason we have sin in the world. He has done nothing for us. God gave His only Son to die and take on the sins of the world - I wouldn't share it - not when the sacrifice was so great. God knows what Hell is like and unless you change - you will know also. Don't say I am sending you there - you are doing it all by yourself - it's a shame, a real shame |
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