My friend's wife is so hot and so dumb. Should I try and trick her into sleeping with me?

Good God. You should see the yams on this girl. And that Alabama Southern accent gives me a rise every time. I know she could probably be tricked into at least giving me a hand job. What do you think? Should I try it?

Why bother tricking her at all? Why not have her catch you masturbating, and then ask if she'd like to help?

No because that would be so grimey. I don' think that you should do that.
yes
by all means! go for it dude! keep us posted on how it goes! hahaha
If you want to lose your 'friend' over something that sounds like it will only last a few seconds, go ahead.
-scumbag-
What ever flips your wiggle there , dude.
And you call this guy your friend?