A hand job....funny?

A middle-aged business man is feeling a bit stressed so
he books himself a massage. The day comes and he goes to the
parlor. He enters the room, wearing nothing but a small
towel to cover his modesty, and waits for the masseuse.

The masseuse enters, and she is the most gorgeous, well
porportioned young blonde he has ever seen. He knows
he is going to enjoy this.

As the girl starts to massage, the man begins to feel considerably
aroused, and when he is rolled onto his stomach he sees that
he has a massive *****, and is worried that the masseuse
may see it. She continues to massage, and the man notices
that her eyes have been drawn to his growing member. The
masseuse leans towards the man and whispers seductively
into his ear, "Would you like a hand job?"

The man is VERY aroused and nods vigourously. The masseuse
leaves the room.

"Oh my god!" thinks the man, "this is fantasic,
I'm going to get ''played'' by the most gorgeous girl
I have ever seen!

She's probably off putting on a sexy
costume or something!"

Ten minutes pass, and the man is just as aroused as he was
before. He is waiting for the big moment when the masseuse
opens the door and asks, "Have you finished yet?"

pmsl...very very funny

How cute! LOL

not only is it not funny...it doesnt make any sense

haha that's cute

OMG....that was sooo funny. i feel sorry for the poor man!

Cute? English Dictionary is required

hahaha very good.

HAHAHA Very good :-D

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ROFL!!!! poor bloke.

I liked this a lot! Good answer to those guys who think that just because they have an erection, a woman should be aroused too.

lmfao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tht was great, hahahahaha
i mean what embarrassment he should have felt, hahahaha

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

hahahaha

very cute

cool

Good one have a Star

LOL.Omg. Thats so funny.

nice one :-)

lol!

that was unexpected!! funny!!

well.lol