A bad (Hand) Job?

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.

He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot.

They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.

"Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a ********?"

"EEEEyyyyyyeeeew!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"

He says, "Well then, how about a hand job?"

"I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"

"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?"

She nods.

"Well, it's just like that."

So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ears and he screams out in pain.

"What's wrong?!" she cries out.

"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OUCH...I felt that from here!!

gross

teeheehee

LMAO but yet ewwwwwwww

hahahahaha nice

That's F_ _ K'n Hilarious

HA!HA!HA! Good one! Lol

Excellent!

Don't joke about that. Every guy know what I mean. Fellas, who didn't feel the pain?

ohhhh mmyy goodddd


thats nasty

Took me 3 seconds to get that one, and it's even better for the wait

lmao excelent! but sounds like it hurt. star!

lol thats gross with a funny twist

he should have been more specific lol

Ha ha good one. Coca Cola is it!!


:-)))

hahahahha! lolllllol

OUCH I even felt it myself. hahaha

Great - very funny - I am still laughing

that is gross

Hahahahahah very good

Look out she gonna blow!!! Funny one Jim!!!

halarious

Very GOOD there Jim...
you got me laughing and I will have to email this one to a friend!!!!
please keep them coming!!!!!

lolin it!