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Long joke, but very funny? |
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and asks the hooker, MAN: "How much do you charge?" HOOKER: "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." MAN: "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Christ! That is not worth so much money!" HOOKER: "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" MAN: "Yes." HOOKER: "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" MAN: "Yes." HOOKER: "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" MAN: "Yes." HOOKER: "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those; because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." Guy: "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, Guy: "I suppose a b***j** is $1,000?" HOOKER: "$1,500." MAN: "I wouldn't pay that for a bj!" (contd. below......) That was real funny! Classic! I wonder what he thought after that.......very funny! EWW funny though ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao F*U*C*K*I*N*G hilarious!! lmao!! i love it =] WOW. You were right, that was funny. Good thing I'm a fast reader, it didn't take long to read. Loved it!!!!!! LOL....thats soooo funny |
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