Rascitst jokes?

does anyone have any rascitst jokes they'd like to share, not to offend anyone, im black and i know quite a few black jokes.
what do you call a group of black people in the swimming pool?
coco pops

what are 3 things a black man cant get?
a black eye a fat lip and a job.

what do you say if u wake up an see ur tv floating in mid air?
put the tv down ******?

a prostitute aproached a black boy and asked him if he wanted a ******** or a hand job, the boy replied i dnt want any type of job.

theres to get you startted does anyone now any really funny ones from any culture or race?

people get too bent out of shape about racist jokes. they are just jokes and nothing more should be thought about them. that one about the tv is hilarious, i had never heard that one before. i read this one a little while ago and made me sniker.

There's this cross atlantic flight, see? The pilot comes on and says:"We need three people to jump from the plane to save the rest of us!". A Frenchman get's up and says "Viva la France" and jumps out. A Russion gets up and shouts "for the motherland" and jumps out. A Texan get's up and says "Remember the Alamo!!" and throws out a Mexican.

they are funny them...

two old chaps are a bit tipsy as they leave there bowling club they get to there car and put there large black bowling balls in the boot of their car.
they get in the car and start to drive a few minutes later they hit a little black boy on a push bike, in a blind panic they put the boy and the bike in the boot of there car and carry on driving.
a while later they are pulled up by the police.
police man jason inspects the car while he is talking over the radio to his boss.
but when he gets to the boot of the car he is shocked and tells his boss over the radio that he has found a ***** nest and one has hatched and already has robbed a bike.

sorry..... hope you like