Wanna hear a joke about hookers? If not don't click here.?

The new hooker had just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "Well, he was a big, muscular, and handsome Marine". "Well what did he want to do?" They all asked. She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him a bl0w j0b would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, 'Well, how much do you have?' The Marine said he only had $25. So I told him, "For $25 all I can give you is a hand job." He agreed, and after getting the finances straight, he pulled it out. I put one hand on it. Then I put the other hand above that one." she paused, raised her eyebrows, and then continued. "Then I put the first hand above the second hand..." "Oh my God" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge! Then what did you do?"

"I loaned him $75!"

I thought it was funny... Thanks for the laugh...Here's one for you!

A little old lady decided to join The Hell's Angels!
One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded
biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.

She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club."

The guy is amused, and decides to humor her a bit, so he says she
needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.

The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over
there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.

The biker then asked: "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any
man in your club under the table.

The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?"

Th e little old lady replies, "Yep,smoke like a chimney. At least
4 packs of cigarettes and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm
shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama.
Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've
been swung around by my nipples a few times

LMAO
thats the funniest I have read all night!!! lol
GOOD ONE!! LMAO!!!
lol niceee one hahaha
oh my goodnesss...... that was

huge.
LMAO.
hehehe! good one!