Hard Times?

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times,so they decide she'll become a hooker,she's not quite sure what to do so Harry says stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.Tell him a hundred bucks.If you've got a question i'll be parked around the corner.
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and say's,"how much?" "a hundred pounds" "damn all i've got is thirty" "hold on" she says and runs back to Harry "what can he get for thirty pounds" " a hand job" Harry replies she runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty is a hand job.
He says okay,she gets in the car and he unzips his jeans and pops the biggest one shed ever seen she stares at it for a minute and then says,"i'll be right back".
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly,"Harry can you loan this guy seventy pounds.?"

hard times.... I get it.

lmao