give themselves a hand job? I mean my girlfriend refuses to sleep with me or satisfy me that way even though I do all her housework and have half my monthly salary deposited into her account. But so far she only sleeps with her girlfriends. And if I ever try to relieve myself with my hand she whips me, calls me all sorts of names and locks me up. What can I do that will change things in our relationship?
KEEP LETTING HER RIDE YOU LIKE A PONY, BUT MAKE SURE YOU ARE WEARING YOUR DOGGIE COLLAR! WHEN YOU GET YOUR GROOVE ON WATCHING HER WITH ANOTHER MAN GOING AT IT LIKE BUNNIES, MAKE SURE YOU GIVE HER ALL THE MONEY FROM YOUR HARD WORKING JOB. SHE IS A GREAT GAL, SHE DESERVES EVERY PENNY!! |