Driving along the motorway?

A man was being given a hand job by his girlfriend, lost in pleasure, he loses control of the car, hits the barrier the car then flips over twice and slides down the embankment, his girl is thrown through the windscreen and hits a tree and dies instantly. The rescue teams arrive and proceed to cut the man from the wreckage. A cop sees that the man is crying and sobbing hysterically and so tries to calm him he says "Easy buddy calm down you should think yourself lucky your girl was killed but you're still living" "lucky!", wails the man "lucky ! you go and see what she's got in her hand!"

haha lmao, that was hilarious(painful but hilarious) i seriously lol. thanks mate, after the day i had thats an excellent joke, and one of the best ive heard today- ok maybe im going over the top but i seriously had a rough day, that really helped thanks xx

lol I really like that one! Very funny!
Cause I'm naughty!!
That was stupid... really stupid that you posted it twice.

It's not even sexy, it's just dumb... let me guess, you don't get out much, do you?
ouch!!!
EW!
haaa that was funny lol