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A graduate was in a job interview. When asked what salary he wanted, he said $200,000.The interviewer said,?

鈥淲ell, how about that, plus six weeks vacation, full medical and dental, a company credit card, and a company car 鈥?say a Porsche?鈥?br> 鈥淲ow, are you kidding?鈥?asked the graduate.
The interviewer said, 鈥淐ertainly. But you started it.鈥?/div>

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Sounds like my first job interview but it wasn't funny at the time.

yep so would i

It was ok.

I got it. X]
Very clever.

sounds like my first job

Not bad.

lol

When I said this in my interview they said that seems low.

lame

The interviewer said "Do you want your pay to go to direct deposit?"

I know this is a joke, but it sort of reminds me when I was trying to attract senior management to my company from a rival company.

Anyway, I loved the joke and here is a star for you just the same.

Thank you,

more sarcasm then humor.

Ha ha ha.!!!
It was Excellent in my opinion.!!!
I also want that package, lol.!!!
I think we all do.!!!
Cheers and 10/10.!!!

ha ha ha <>R<>

You dod this one already :(

Sounds like a company where he can make money - and have fun!!! Hope he gets hired. Very good one, I have not heard before!!!

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

cool

lucky graduate, the interviewer has humour

nice one

sounds like my old boss

HA HA HA I GOT THE LAST LAUGH
AS I GOT THE JOB TOO

hahahahahahahalol

*snort* thats pretty good but nothing i could bust a gut over...still thx 4 the laff!!

lol

I got that job,but left after a month.They would not empty the ash trays in the car.

very good, have a star

predictable, but ok

gets

wow, and i was startin to think what kind of boss is he to give all that to man who didnt even have the job yet.

thats what happens when your greedy.

Cruel but funny.

Hmmm...

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