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Government Job.....funny ?

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes, "he says, "I was in Vietnam for three
years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
toward employment, " and then asks, "Are you
disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes, 100%...a mortar round exploded
near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tell the guy, "OK, I can hire you right
now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00PM. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00AM"

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from
8:00AM to 4:00PM then why do you want me to come in at 10:00AM?"


"This is a government job, "the interviewer
says, "For the first two hours we stand around scratching
our balls...no point in you coming in for that."

lol thanx for the laugh

its ok

Already read it. Wasn't the first time.

ha

it is great because it is so true!!!

LOL good one

Funny! 8/10!

lmao loved it*

lol,very funny

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

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