Government job.?

A guy applies for a job at a Government Department.

The interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes!" the guy says, "...a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by 10 every morning!" Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. The first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that....!"

And a major portion of the time is spent licking the politicians and the superiors........
LOL
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hahaha, funny
funny but probably true!
hahahahaha ...... thats called being practical , far sighted, observant and frank
haha oh my but someone posted this before :D but still hilarious 鈾?
All the more funny because it is oh so true.
you think .................