Employee Training?

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well rained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR of INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

I wonder if this will get violated

What a sh*tty joke!! lol 鈾?/div>

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I'll be printing this one off and taking it to work! I think the bulletin board is the place for this!! Hahahahaha

Lol this joke is very funny even though I have heard it before. Hope it doesn't get violated.

get violated? this joke violated me! just kidding, that was great, cheers.

pmsl that was alot of sh*t lmao

you shouldnt have any problem jim, when i posted this some months ago i never had any problems

lol

Sounds like the place where my daughter works!!

Why should it be violated? It's a training program. I think it should be spread around!!!! LOL

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Good one thanks.

i liked, it jj you got my mind off a f***up shi**Y situation.
for a moment, but the jokes over and im back to it.
anyway
thanks a bunch.

This was a great fun piece of reading but Tic Toc Tic Toc, I'm surprised I can still answer this after 22 hours posting....Somebody is asleep somewhere.