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Special High Intensive Training joke?

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well rained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR of INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

star if it makes you laff x

o S.H.I.T. wat a S.H.I.T. joke i like it and ready to join you in S.H.I.T making
Lets do S.H.I.T.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

you r cute

That is funny.

It's been a while since I've read this one...good stuff

Funny :))

Funny

lmao...very good. star on its way to you thx for the smile

hahaaahhaaah that was soooo funny..... Loved the way it made sense. Dayum, I wish i can give u 592525890 stars! Love your jokes! =)

this is the best one yet, definitely gets a star. i almost fell out of my chair laughing. thanks again.

Dear S.H.I.T. In-charge,

I am very much impressed with your S.H.I.T and would like to have the sessions conducted for the benefit of our young budding engineers so that they can work with more force.

When can I have these training sessions arranged for them? They'll be delighted to receive S.H.I.T. from you.

I would also like to know if you have any discounts for S.H.I.T.ing for large groups.

Looking forward to receive your S.H.I.T. soon.

Deep & Warm Regards,

Training Manager,
Stool & Pot Manufacturing Co.

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