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What is the best gift for a departing employee?

Anne Boleyn was employed by me for some time, and she gave every satisfaction. Pretty, charming girl, if somewhat willful and headstrong (so much unlike her sister, who has quite a reputation here).
She is departing for England now (that is where she from), what parting gift can I give her?

I already bestowed on her my original manuscript of "Miroir de l'芒me p茅cheresse"

A divorce may help her keep her head......

I don't think you should be giving her full name out online.

a rear-view mirror.
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are you sure you wouldn't prefer to just lop her head off at the guillotine?

Personally, I think that some sort of paycheck bonus would be the most appreciated. She may need it if she's going to be unemployed for some time while she gets settled into a different country. She may not have the funds needed or a job lined up immediately.

A plaque, with all good notations on it.

Anne Boleyn huh.....and she gave you every satisfaction...
and she is departing from England.....Well, it depends
on what kind of employee she was. If she gave you every
satisfaction, she could be your girlfriend, a paid prostitute,
a casual friend. However, she is a woman. Now the
scent of a woman was the best movie I've ever seen.
And speaking of scents....try french perfume.....lacy underwear and bras, lingerie.....a song, Try Nina Simone,
or Edith Paef, a book, "Night" by Eli Wiesel. Well dear
there you go......get out your wallet and travel and by the way,
take the high road.....

HAHA! Oh wow, that's great. I love all the clueless people on here telling you to not give out her name, and to give her a gift card and all that. A good old fashioned beheading is always nice.

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