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I think I worked with some of these people..............?

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These quotes were taken from actual Performance Evaluations and were printed in the July 21,2003, issue of "Fortune" Magazine:
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1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of definitely won't be."
4. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
5. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
6. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better."

love it! i needed a good ol belly laugh.

took it easy. went 4 wheeler riding this past weekend and OMG, i'm not 15 anymore! had bruises and briar scratches all over me. but had so much fun. Report It

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