Will you be getting a Christmas bonus this year????

Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus

10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"

9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial

8. On your office door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips

7. What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet"

6. Boss's Christmas card says, "Good luck in your future endeavors"

5. You keep getting memos reminding you that employees get 2 weeks severance pay

4. When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he found his lost fountain pen

3. Whenever you ask for a raise, you find your car with 4 flat tires

2. In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "unacceptable" appeared 12 times

1. You're the starting quarterback for the New York Jets

haha that is great.

That made me laugh out loud. All my company will be giving us is a Christmas goose.

LMFAO!!!!! YEAH, IT'S OK I'M NOT GETTING A BONUS EITHER! HAHA...DID YOU MAKE THIS UP YOURSELF? WOW, IF SO IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME!!! GR8 JOB! HAGD;)

I can just see people now thinking about those and wondering about themselves.

One of my bosses and I talked about this yesterday. Our CPA comes in next week to review stuff. Then the other boss gets to decide if we get a bonus now and how much. I totally need one and hope he makes a decision right away. It would come at the right time, that's for sure!

I wont be getting that bonus. Haha

Oooooh ... that hurts.

Luckily, I already got my bonus, plus the "secret" bonus that they give to make you think you're special. I guess I don't have to worry ... THIS year.

The only bonus I will get is nice hugs...
and thats just fine with me!

Very funny! My bonus will be hubby giving me shopping moola. since we have a business and he's the boss I smile extra big this time of year.

Uh oh....... maybe not. Chuckles !!!

OR either starting QB for the Chicago Bears !!!

TOO, too funny. I like the fountain pen one.

Since I work at a Bank, our bonuses don't come 'til after the New Year just before our Winter Gala "Un-Christmas Party." This wasn't the best of years, so they probably won't be big if we get any at all. But I'm grateful for the job.

At least I don't have a wreath of pink slips in my cube.

Where did you come up with so many subtle hints ?

retired so no bonus

I do get a bonus at Christmas....200 dollars.Wow I haven't taken a vacation in 2 years so Wow....

Retired - never got one when I was working

We get one every year so I hope this year is no exception. Like to go shopping after the 1st of the year.

I get a great Christmas Bonus every year now....someone else cooks Christmas Dinner.

You can't beat a bonus like that!