I'm a convicted sex offender currently in rehab. Where can I find a job as a physical education teacher?

I teach Kindergarten - 6th grade.

ummm i'm pretty sure that you aren't going to find that job. once you are a registered sex offender i'm almost positive that you are barred from teaching in any capacity.

lol, you get an A for effort.
Do what I did...change your name, move to a small town in another state, get a job as a teacher's assistant. Money's not as good, but lots of one on one time with the kids.
You can't. Sick f*ck.
In your dreams.
Hopefully nowhere!
you can't,and if i knew where i'd post on every websight in a 200 mile radius
he's just kidding!! rite?